Da Czech is in da male

Ole went hunting with a Czech named Janek in the north woods of Minnesota. They somehow became separated and by the time Ole retraced Janek’s trail, the Czech had been attacked by two bears and eaten. nearby observers called authorities who arrived on the scene and wondered which of the two bears had eaten the Czech. Ole advised them to slaughter the male…. which they did. When Janek jumped out of the bear’s stomach, the game warden asked Ole why he was so certain. “Becoss,” said Ole, “it’s yust like the old saying, ‘Da Czech is in da male.’”

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