Things To Say When Stressed

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you."
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing."
3. "Well, this day was a total waste of make-up."
4. "Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
6. "Do I look like a people person?"
7. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting."
8. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."
9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose."
10. "Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?"
11. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
13. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
14. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable".
15. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet."
16. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
17. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
18. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
19. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
20. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
21. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."
22. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
23. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
24. "Earth is full. Go home."
25. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
26."You are depriving some village of an idiot."
27. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a damn airport"


Giggles,
GA

Crackin' up! Had a few there I hadn't seen yet ...

Right now this one seems to fit best:
"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." -- except it's a lot more than 45 hours!

Quote:

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Originally posted by Gary-Alan

9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose."

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Go here for Cheap Therapy :groovy:

"Was there a point to this story, or are you just lonely?"
"When I want you're opinion, Hell will have frozen over."
"Somtimes I try so hard.... this, however, isn't one of those times."
"I fell your pain. Would you like to feel some of mine?"
"When I woke up this morning, I had one nerve left. You are now on it."
"Have you tried www.pissoff.com?"
"Oh, keep talking, I was just wondering what you'd look like with two black eyes."
"Have you ever tried to pick your teeth up off the floor with broken fingers?"
"Oh, shit... was I supposed to care about that?"
"I have a better idea... why don't you go fuck yourself, and I'll sit here and finish my coffee?"

"Oh, shit... was I supposed to care about that?"

LMAOPIP Ah fond memories of my days on Wall Street... That used to be one of my favorite lines to use.