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Don Ounique Met The Pope
"in case you missed it"
the Pope decides to grant absolution to 3 sinners
the first is howard stern
the pope asks, "what is your sin?"
"I have offending an entire nation!"
The pope replies, "Knee down and I will bless you and grant you absolution"
the second is Bill Clinton
"what is your sin?"
Bill replies, "I cheated on my wife"
the pope replies, "kneel down and I will bless you and grant you absolution"
the Pope then asks the third sinner, "what is your name?"
"Don Ounique"
The Pope says, "maybe you should remain standing for this"
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That's funny.... I had a dream quite like that just last night...
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