Here are a few of my favorite Chinese Proverbs:
1. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
2. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
3. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
4. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
5. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
6. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
7. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Feel free to add some of your favorites.
