Can I Be Don (Ounique) SugarDaddy??

[dirtygeek]

OK, I'll just do the books with Lee and stay out of the way.

[dirtygeek]

I can see it now

[dirtygeek]

Or maybe this.

[Jasun]

Originally posted by Ounique
Who knew?

Hmm... and crayons come in all those great colours, too. I'm thinking cornflower and Indian Red.

But not Burnt Umber. I always hated that colour.

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by Jasun
Hmm... and crayons come in all those great colours, too. I'm thinking cornflower and Indian Red.

But not Burnt Umber. I always hated that colour.

I always liked burnt umber... it made for the perfect shading on Thanksgiving Turkey pictures.

But my all time favorite... perry winkle.

You know it's times like this one that I realize how gay I have always been LMAOPIP

[Chris Alan]

Originally posted by Gary-Alan
*** OFFICAL CONSCRIPT ANNOUNCEMENT ***

Chris Alan,

In a short period of time, you will be asked to reliquish your "straight card".

At that time you will be conscripted into the secret society.

You will be required to report to our secret training facility, Mary Boot Camp. Where you will learn that cowboy boots are no longer in style and how to be as camp (and whitty) as possible in your conversation and critiques of others.

Upon entry to Mary Boot Camp, 123Jason will be awarded the toaster oven for official conversion completion, a certificate of merit for his efforts and promotion in the ranks of the gay community.

Upon completion of your training you will be required to particpate in an indecendent gay male orgy which will be filmed. This film will be mass distibuted by theLegacy through various channels for optimal exposure.

Once an official conversion date has been set, members of our community's elite Lamda Gaurd will come for you. Please do not resist. Our highly trained lesbian force can, and will, use strength when necessary. However, they do understand that the newly out man is a delicate creature and can be hurt easily.

Please do not try to hide. In the words of many of our great political leaders.. "we're here, we're queer, we're EVERYWHERE!"

Sincerely,
Gary-Alan
Special Envoy

ROFLMAOPIP
You are just too funny little Bro.

[Jasun]

Originally posted by Chris Alan
ROFLMAOPIP
You are just too funny little Bro.

OK, now we've got two brothers who PIP a lot. I don't don't need porn for a week, now.

[Gary-Alan]

Originally posted by 123Jason
GA...that's the greatest thing i've read in a long time. So if I'm to recruit them....and Jasun and Don get them for post-grad work...who are the actual instructors?

I'm the special recruitment envoy... I send out the letters

And deploy the troops the rest is secret! For now LOL

Giggles,
GA

[Ounique]

Originally posted by andymike
I can see it now

Andrew, I think I love you. Well, okay, I love you for posting that pic. But I think i love the pic just a little more. But... it would be better if I was in the middle of it. WOOF!!!

[Chris Alan]

So where do I catch the bus. Bags are all packed and waiting to report to boot camp.:leather:

[Jasun]

Don't worry... you'll be dragged, bound and gaged by Helga and Hilda. And you'll be knocked out first... you'll wake up there... not unlike "The Prisoner" but instead of a number, you'll be given a drag name.

[Ounique]

Originally posted by Jasun
Don't worry... you'll be dragged, bound and gaged by Helga and Hilda. And you'll be knocked out first... you'll wake up there... not unlike "The Prisoner" but instead of a number, you'll be given a drag name.

You know, I was gonna say that this was turning into fodder for a really good erotic story, but ya had to go and ruin if for me with the drag queen stuff. I'm sorry, I love the drag queens but for good erotica to get me going, reading the text "Get over here boy, your new name is to be Nada Mused :bow:, got it sweetcheeks?" just doesn't do it for me. LOL!!!

[Jasun]

yeah, sorry.... I thought that after I posted that.

Tell you what, in our version, you're not assigned a drag name, but get called "Pig", "boy", "maggot" and..

um...


I'm gonna need a minute.

[Jason]

ok, that b&w leather pic was fuckin hot....

so if you're recruitment GA...what the hell am I???? Bait?

if so...i've gotten chris...who's next?

[Jasun]

by the way, I think this has officially become the longest thread so far.