New, from Impact Confections...

Chocolate POPPERS!!!

Okay, we all know what "poppers" are. What next, Hershey's Crack! Or, Carmel Tina, new from Nabisco.

And to make things worse, they're chocolate balls filled with chocolate pop rocks. It's a mouthfull of nasty in every bite. You need to be snorting poppers to be able to eat these foul things.

btw, I'm not making this up. I'm sitting here with an open package of them trying not to barf.