ok let me brag

1. I'm an alien (at least that's what the INS told me)

2. Came to the states all by myself, no english, when I was 15

3. Got my cherry popped in my school's yard (Bulgaria)when I was 15

4. Met my right hand had when I was 11

5. Been fucking the same guy for 5 years

6. Both of us are uncut

7. The only girlfriend I've had was in 9th grade for a couple months and we kissed like crazy during class

8. I hate it when the toilet paper is rolling from the outside

9. I've been to gay clubs 4 times since I came out to my parents when I was 18.

10. I got a speeding ticket doing 85 on 65pmh speed limit