Can I Be Don (Ounique) SugarDaddy??

TheLegacy · 03-30-2004, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Chris Alan
I'll bring up the rear.

Now why didnt that surprise me -

should start calling you The Rear Admiral

Ounique · 03-30-2004, 01:19 PM

Damn, this is a long thread. Who knew I was so popular. Hee hee.

Jason · 03-30-2004, 01:27 PM

we knew...we always knew

TheLegacy · 03-30-2004, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Ounique
Damn, this is a long thread. Who knew I was so popular. Hee hee.

oh common on - you know your popular my dear - outside of your good looks - your affordable LOL

**Gary-Alan** · 03-30-2004, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy
Now why didnt that surprise me -

should start calling you The Rear Admiral

He needs t go through boot camp first

THEN we'll talk rank.

Giggles,
GA

Jason · 03-30-2004, 01:54 PM

yeah...besides, he's gonna have to become profficient in my course on "how to be a submissive top for an aggressive bottom" before he thinks he's gonna get to bring anything up my rear!

Ounique · 03-30-2004, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy
oh common on - you know your popular my dear - outside of your good looks - your affordable LOL

Affordable??? Is that a nice way of calling me cheap? LOL!!!

Gary-Alan, now you're talkin'. If it's boot camp, to I get to lick a lot of boots?

123Jason, I know a few guys who "Top" from the "bottom" and who "bottom" from the "Top". Heh heh.

TheLegacy · 03-30-2004, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Ounique
Affordable??? Is that a nice way of calling me cheap? LOL!!!
Heh heh.

Don my dear - with the canadian / us dollar ratio.. you are far from cheap - but worth every penny - as a matter of fact - I have referred many to your phone sex line

all roads lead to Don's house

Ounique · 03-30-2004, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy
Don my dear - with the canadian / us dollar ratio.. you are far from cheap - but worth every penny - as a matter of fact - I have referred many to your phone sex line

all roads lead to Don's house

OMG, if I had a phone sex line it would be scary. I'd make my callers listen to Yoko Ono and Philip Glass. It would be the abstract dadaist phone sex line. LOL!!! Could you just imagine that? Yikes!

Jason · 03-30-2004, 02:30 PM

what's that number?

Chris Alan · 03-30-2004, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by Gary-Alan
He needs t go through boot camp first THEN we'll talk rank.

Giggles,
GA

So when does this boot camp start. I'm eager and waiting. :leather: :fracais: :bandana:

Originally posted by 123Jason
yeah...besides, he's gonna have to become profficient in my course on "how to be a submissive top for an aggressive bottom" before he thinks he's gonna get to bring anything up my rear!

Can I go thru Jason's course first? Pleeeeazzzze!!!

TheLegacy · 03-30-2004, 02:55 PM

the Pope decides to grant absolution to 3 sinners

the first is howard stern
the pope asks, "what is your sin?"
"I have offending an entire nation!"
The pope replies, "Knee down and I will bless you and grant you absolution"

the second is Bill Clinton
"what is your sin?"
Bill replies, "I cheated on my wife"
the pope replies, "kneel down and I will bless you and grant you absolution"

the Pope then asks the third sinner, "what is your name?"
"Don Ounique"
The Pope says, "maybe you should remain standing for this"

Ounique · 03-30-2004, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy
the Pope then asks the third sinner, "what is your name?"
"Don Ounique"
The Pope says, "maybe you should remain standing for this"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legacy, I love you.