Winning Gets Intense - April 20th Contest

[Paco]

My most favourite pic taken on my vacation in vietnam hehe

Hey tipsy, wuh cha doin?

hehe I'm tipsy now!

[Paco]

... mocha-chino ...

Hey, is that a darker version of Chachi?

[MWCren]

Ok, somehow there has got to be a great takeoff on the "who's on first" bit from Abbot and Costello... since the President of China is visiting.

Lets see.. how would it start..

Hu's Visiting Washington DC today.
Who?
Yeah, the President of China.
Who is the President of China?
Exactly. He had dinner with Bill Gates a couple nights ago.
Who did?
Yes.
Who had dinner with Bill Gates?
Yes.
Wait a minute, Bill Gates is playing XBox, the doorbell rings, he answers the door and Who is there?
Right, the President of China.
Who is the President of China?
Exactly.
Arghhhhhhh

[Paco]

LOL ... I see the coffee is kickin in.

Great one, Hun!

[Lippi]

This is my "Hello!" for this day (maybe not the last )

[Paco]

George Bush and the President of China
By: Cuki123

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George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?" Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Then who is?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

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Hey tipsy, wuh cha doin?

been talking to my boss about bizzzz hehe SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[MWCren]

George W is in the oval office doing the crossword in "Boys Life" and Laura comes in and tells him its time to get ready for a visit from the President of China.

When is he getting here?
Hu?
The other president, when does he get here?
Soon.
Oh good, I've been looking forward to shaking his hand.
Hu's?
The President of China, I want to shake his hand.
Thats nice George, Hu is a good man.
I'm a good man, Rummie is a good man, I'm the decider.
George are you confused?
Usually, but what does that have to do with the other President?
Never mind George, get your jacket.

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Been drinking bloody Gin orange juice here

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i like bush joke

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my fav!

[Paco]

Been drinking bloody Gin orange juice here

Mmmm ... me love gin!
My faves are: GinThings, Gin&Sin, PinkLady, Gimlet (of course) and the oh so dangerous T&T (Tanqueray & Tonic)

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Mmmm ... me love gin!
My faves are: GinThings, Gin&Sin, PinkLady, Gimlet (of course) and the oh so dangerous T&T (Tanqueray & Tonic)

I actually love beer but feel like some change gin is good too gin lemonade!

[Paco]

I actually love beer but feel like some change gin is good too gin lemonade!

I do not drink beer too often, however, this weekend I had Sleeman's HoneyBrown(?) with Clamato and I rather enjoyed it ... but after a long trip, just about anything I stuff in my bouche will taste good.

I am a Riesling guy. I simply love St.Ursulas 'Late Harvest' (October) #3 Riesling with a nice rooibos tea.

[Lippi]

I actually love beer but feel like some change gin is good too gin lemonade!

I am also into beer. If you ever will come to Amsterdam, you are inveted to drink some beer with me. :sun: