Employee notice

[Macho 411]

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended this type of language will be no
longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers. Therefore, a list of "TRY
SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1 Try saying: I think you could use more training
Instead of: You don't know what the fuck you are doing

2 Try saying: She's an aggressive go-getter
Instead of: She's a ball busting bitch

3 Try saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead of: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

4 Try saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead of: No Fucking way !!

5 Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: You've got to be shitting me!!

6 Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with.......
Instead of : Tell someone who give a shit !

7 Try Saying: I wasn't involved in that project.
Instead of : It's not my fucking problem

8 Try saying: That's Interesting.....
Instead of : What The Fuck?

9 Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented...
Instead of: This shit wont work

10 Try saying : I'll Try to schedule that
Instead of: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner

11 Try saying: He's not familiar with the issues.
Instead of: He's got his head up his ass.

12 Try saying: Excuse me Sir?
Instead of: Eat shit and die.

13 Try saying: So you weren't happy with it?
Instead of: Kiss my ass.

14 Try saying: I'm a bit over loaded at the moment.
Instead of: Fuck it I am on salary

15 Try saying: I don't think you understand
Instead of: Shove it up you ass

16 Try saying: I love a challenge
Instead of: This job sucks

17 Try Saying: You want me to take care of that?
Instead of: Who the hell died and made you boss?

18 Try Saying: I See...
Instead of: Blow me

19 Try Saying: He's somewhat insensitive...
Instead of : He's a prick

Thank You, Human Resources

[AusCoding Allan]

LMAO. I'm going to put that up at work!

Allan

[Lee]

LOL nice one David Thanks for sharing

Regards,

Lee