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    Chris Alan
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    Big Grin Gay Translator

    I want a commitment.
    I'm sick of masturbation.

    Haven't I seen you before?
    Nice ass.

    I need you.
    My hand is tired.

    You're the only man I've ever cared about.
    You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

    I'm a Romantic.
    I'm poor.

    I really want to get to know you better.
    So I can tell my friends about it.

    It's just orange juice, try it.
    3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

    He's kinda cute.
    I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

    He's not my type.
    He won't sleep with me.

    I miss you so much
    I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

    I had a wonderful time last night.
    Who the hell are you?

    Do you love me?
    I've done something stupid and you might find out.

    Do you 'really' love me?
    I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.

    I'll give you a call.
    I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

    I've been thinking a lot.
    You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

    I think we should just be friends.
    You're ugly.

    I've learned a lot from you.
    Next!!!!


  2. #2
    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men?
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    LOL

    A few of those would suit both gay and straight one night stands

    Regards,

    Lee


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    Jason
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    LMAO...thanks chris...that was great


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