Thanks to Serge again..

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We da same age, we was da same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"

"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near da parkin' lot of dat law firm."

"Same here. Hmm. How you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one dem Lexus cars, and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I tenk I see you problem. You ain't gettin' no real nourishment. See, by da time you get done shakin'the shit out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."