Unless your hiding under a rock (or robe) there is one impressive conversational piece that rarely gets mentioned... I have jerked off enough in my life to sink a battleship.

well start comparing and see whos got the most


http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php



You have made 78.609375 gallons and 656.0269925625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 5.59 football fields!
You have killed approximately 3,622,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 20124 kittens.