Let's gossip here!

[Jason]

Originally posted by Scorpio
*Whispering* we both know that, but they didn't need to know! :clown:
Now go back to work or Lil' Jasun won't even have a bike to ride!

LMAO!!!

[Jason]

i have no problem with "keeping it up" chris

[Jason]

Originally posted by Chris Alan
You may have to prove it

no problem with that either...of course, a helping hand is always apreciated....or any other body part that wishes to lend assistance.

[Jason]

i thought that was already all settled....

just be ready to share

cuz when jasun gets down to florida after riding all that way on his harley...loins vibrating for hundreds of miles of lonely road...and finds scorpio is absent from the festivities...where do you think he'll turn his sexual frustration? to a few anonymous cuban cabana boys to be sure...but we all know there's plenty more where that came from. as my friend tells me...it's all about the marketing. and i'll be marketing myself well enough to make even the straight guys do some double-takes.

holy crap...i think i need to go ...um...focus...yeah that's it...get rid of some distractions so i can focus here....i'll be back in a few...and i'll be more focused.

[Jason]

meanwhile...back at the ranch...

hey Bell...what do you say you and I get together and throw a wedding of our own...whom should we invite?

well, I would have invited Scorpio but he seems to have gotten a little too bitter after calling me a mean old lady and then turning around to sell babies on the black market. Jasun and Don are "tied up" and won't be able to make it...Andy's all wet and cold...Dawgy's busy sucking face with the Canadian twinks and Brian's stalking the double-parker.

damn...these boys are nothing but trouble.

let's have a big lesbian wedding! Rainey...will you be my best man...er...woman? Aly can officiate (she's good at that)...no dresses...we all get tuxes. (women look SO sexy in tuxedos) ...although i do want purple roses.

[Jason]

wow...i guess that shut them up....

[Jason]

Originally posted by andymike
I'm sure you can warm me up Jason

you know it

[Jason]

Originally posted by Bell
sounds like I have to take you by default...
LOL...

everyone else already "tied up"... LOL

I'd not opt for a tuxedo - I'm a Lipstick kinda gal...

besides - are you able to DO for me what scorPOOPIEo
does for me ?? - - - if not - - - take a hike...



~Bell

*saunters off into the sunset...alone*

[Jason]

Originally posted by Scorpio
I'm walking along with you Don't want you to be lonely

aww...thanks...
lets go set up camp and start a fire...you can sing to me while i make us some s'mores...then we can snuggle up for warmth in the cold western night.

[Jason]

Originally posted by Scorpio
huh huh!! i ain't gonna sing. Do you think i would fucking walk into the desert so i can sing a ballad to you. Who do you think i am Mister... Ain't gonna sing for you! huh huh!!!! LOL

Ok i'll sing, but just because i like you! (Jasun, you did not read that) hahaha

don't worry about jasun...he'll be over yander pitching a tent

[Dawgy]

i heard dawgy has a 10 inch cock

and that there will be a twink orgy at internext

:goof:

[Dawgy]

ok im not gonna read this whole thread.

i heard it was full of naked pics of gary-alan

mwahaha

[Harlan]

Originally posted by Dawgy
i heard dawgy has a 10 inch cock

:goof:

AND I heard the starting point he measures from is somewhere around his kidneys

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Bell
so FIND me someone that needs my help...
or I don't get to go to Internext - Florida....
:crybaby: ~Bell

Bell,

You ARE going to Florida.

If Kevin hasn't sent us something by tomorrow, I'll give you his phone number in Kansas and you can ring him to.

He's still out of town on a case his wife tells me :-(

DO NOT PANIC.. the $$ are coming!

:bandana:

[Pixxxel]

Did you know that Pixxxel is madly in love with Jim Verraros (from Season 1 of American Idol), and that Jim came out after American Idol? It's true! I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend's sister, who heard it from a newsgroup who posted an article from a Chinese website, who got it from a friend of Jim Verraros' sister. Yeah...

Anyways, Jim is hot, and now I'm forbidden from loving anyone but him, which will kind of be difficult, cause he doesn't know who I am...or that I even exist, but I figure someday, somehow...

http://www.jimverraros.com

Mmm...