How 'bout a straight guy for a queer sigh?

The truth is that I wanted to pick up a few fashion tips and figured this would be the place to do it. Oh wait, that's just a stupid stereo type isn't it, just like all black guys have big dicks. :wtf:

I suppose by now you're all asking yourselves, who they hell is this guy, so hopefully The Legacy will jump in here and vouch for me.