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Thread: Smile For the Day

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    TheLegacy
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    Smile For the Day

    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back
    and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that

    there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go,

    and true to his word, he made contact:

    "Martha...Martha...."

    "Is that you, George?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "What's it like?"

    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex. I sun bathe, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

    Oh, George, you truly must be in heaven."

    "Not exactly Martha,

    I'm a rabbit in Saskatchewan."


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    Patrick
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    Aw to be a rabbit.........


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    She Devil
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    ain't it the truth!



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    Bishop
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    I like how they pass out cold when they are finished.. <thump>


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    She Devil
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    and Bishop... you know this how?.... :fuckup:


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    Patrick
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    Half the time, I pass out before I finish. Maybe that's why I'm not talent!


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    She Devil
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    It just means you won't be allowed to be reincarnated as a Rabbit :devil:


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    You do realize by 'gay' I mean a man who has sex with other men?
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    Originally posted by Patrick
    Half the time, I pass out before I finish. Maybe that's why I'm not talent!
    But you could be

    Regards,

    Lee


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    Bishop
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    Originally posted by She Devil
    and Bishop... you know this how?.... :fuckup:
    I live in the country. Wife had two pet rabbits that just roamed around the yard. A white rabbit and a brown rabbit.. white rabbit was a bad idea I think. We have hawks and I haven't seen that white rabbit lately. Brown rabbit is still hanging out I guess we has better camo.


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    She Devil
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    maybe the rabbit was very very late :grin:



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    Bishop
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    Funny.. white rabbit may have just taken off with the wild rabbits.. wife found the while rabbit about 200 yards from the house one day. Got out of the car picked up the rabbit and let it ride on her lap back to the house. Had a couple of pot belly pigs that also took off.. they stuck around the house for the longest time. The yard isn't fenced in so they came and went as they pleased.

    I live in a strange world.


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    Have an idea and make it come to life! Gary-Alan's Avatar
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    You do live in a different world my friend...

    I couldn't imagine having animals coming and going. Lee freaks out when a little baby Geko runs across one of my sandles. Forget about a pot belly pig.

    LMAOPIP


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    Bishop
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    Originally posted by Gary-Alan
    You do live in a different world my friend...

    I couldn't imagine having animals coming and going. Lee freaks out when a little baby Geko runs across one of my sandles. Forget about a pot belly pig.

    LMAOPIP
    The little pigs were very cute actually.. when we first got them we put up a little fenced in area.. they kept getting out so we said to hell with it.



    The one on the left was a girl named Bubbles, the one on the right was a male named Boots. Boots & Bubbles.. sound like strippers. The females original name was Pork-a-hontis... tooo long.
    Last edited by Bishop; 01-22-2004 at 04:13 PM.


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    Jason
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    awww, they are cute.

    we used to raise pet rabbits when i was a kid. they are the horniest creatures on earth...well, except maybe for this guy i've been dating. the rabbits really don't care what they're humping, as long as they're humping....i've even seen 2 female rabbits go at it...there's one for ya bec!


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    She Devil
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    hehehe... even the animals are turning gay :groovy:


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