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Smile For the Day
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back
and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that
there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go,
and true to his word, he made contact:
"Martha...Martha...."
"Is that you, George?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex. I sun bathe, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
Oh, George, you truly must be in heaven."
"Not exactly Martha,
I'm a rabbit in Saskatchewan."
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