A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back
and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that

there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go,

and true to his word, he made contact:

"Martha...Martha...."

"Is that you, George?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex. I sun bathe, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

Oh, George, you truly must be in heaven."

"Not exactly Martha,

I'm a rabbit in Saskatchewan."