California Man sues CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake

CORONA, CA (Corona Times) - A man is suing CBS, Janet Jackson and
Justin Timberlake for an on-air incident involving the exposure of one
of Ms. Jackson's breasts.

Steve Bosell of Corona, California has filed a lawsuit claiming that
the incident left him physically ill, induced vomiting,
psychologically scarred his children and has ruined sexual relations
with his wife.

"I just couldn't believe what I saw during the Superbowl Halftime
Show. How could CBS allow Justin Timberlake to expose one of Janet
Jackson's breasts on the air?" Bosell said. "I had just eaten two
foot long sub sandwiches, which I bought at the local Subway sandwich
shop. When Janet's breast appeared on TV I became physically ill and
vomited before I could even make it to the restroom".

According to the lawsuit, filed within an hour of the incident by
Riverside attorney Delores Blasingame, Mr. Bosell claims his children
were psychologically scarred because they were first frightened and
then laughed at him.

"My own children ran away from me screaming like I was some sort of
puking boogeyman who was coming to get them. After I finished
vomiting on the living room floor, the children realized I was in a
weakened, pathetic state and began to laugh at me. I am now in the
process of hiring psychiatrists for my children." Bosell said in a
strained voice.

"Later in the evening, my wife refused to be intimate with me after I
had cleaned up. When she finally agreed to be intimate and took her
top off in the dim light of our bedroom, all I could see was Janet
Jackson's big ugly breast with a metal star covering the nipple
staring back at me. Then to top it off, I swear that it morphed into
Michael Jackson's face! I suddenly realized I was still aroused with
Michael's face staring back at me. At this point my manhood totally
stopped working" Bosell said while breaking down sobbing. "I don't
think I'll ever be able to get it up again!"

CBS and representatives for Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake did
not return calls regarding Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.

"I demand compensation because CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin
Timberlake went absolutely out of their way to make me look like a
fool" Mr. Bosell said. "I am asking other people to come foward and
join my lawsuit against CBS, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake."

Mr. Bosell can be reached through his attorney Delores Blasingame at
1-800-449-8686.

Copyright 2004 - Corona Times
Now thats just fucked up.

Regards,

Lee