Get To Know... TopBucks Juan!

[TopBucks_Juan]

Originally posted by BDBionic
I could never accept the vacuum cleaner. If my back massager ever found out, he'd get insanely jealous.

Back Massager? Is that what they are calling it these days???

[BDBionic]

IT PERFORMS MASSAGE-TYPE FUNCTIONS IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF THE BACK SO THAT'S WHAT I'M CALLIN' IT DAGNABBIT!

[Darren Austin]

Originally posted by LdyLnWolf1
That's a marvelous story Juan!! Glad you got past the "OMG I can't believe I'm telling you this" enough to share! The embarrasing moments we had in our youth... Thank goodness we can look back now at ourselves and enjoy the laugh!!

And in case you're looking for a suction buddy ....

THE KIRBY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I LOVE IT

[AusCoding Allan]

Ok so I understand now, I feel so stupid!

We don't have kirby vacuum cleaners in Aus. and we basically don't have door to door salespeople either.

Oh well at least I will know what people are talking about next time they call a vacuum cleaner a kirby.

Cheers,

Allan

[Lee]

Originally posted by ozmalegalleries
Oh well at least I will know what people are talking about next time they call a vacuum cleaner a kirby.

Dont you mean the next time they call Juan Kirby? LOL

Regards,

Lee

[AusCoding Allan]

OK so that too!

[Ounique]

I don't think they do door-to-door sales anymore. It's too dangerous.

[TopBucks_Juan]

Originally posted by Ounique
I don't think they do door-to-door sales anymore. It's too dangerous.

Yeah, But wouldn't that make a great gay niche? A reality site that has vacuum cleaner sales men going around and denonstrating the product. That would be so hot!!! LOL

[HeatherF]

Originally posted by TopBucks_Juan
Yeah, But wouldn't that make a great gay niche? A reality site that has vacuum cleaner sales men going around and denonstrating the product. That would be so hot!!! LOL

Yes I could see it now...The sucking vacuum sales men...... directed and produced by Juan "Kirby" heehee

:grin:

[Jasun]

Originally posted by HeatherF
Yes I could see it now...The sucking vacuum sales men...... directed and produced by Juan "Kirby" heehee

:grin:

And probably "Starring"

[Jason]

just think of the attachment possibilities...
the latest model even has a built in drive with a direct link to http://www.fu-fme.com/

all for just 10 easy monthly payments of $299.99!

[basschick]

*ROTFLMAO*

[Ounique]

Wow, that will go really well with my PC automatic cup holder.

[AusCoding Allan]

They still do in-home demos, see the link below for requesting one. Don't know whether they send guys or girls though

http://www.kirby.com/demo-request.shtml

Cheers,

Allan

[basschick]

an in-home demo... the mind boggles...