My fine totaled $780.60 :juggle:
Smoked pot -- $10
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Crossed dressed -- $10
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed our and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Stole something -- $10
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
WOW ... I've never felt so "pure" before
mine was
655.50
OK, my fine is $675.60, and these are the things I've done...
Have you ever? If you have, fine yourself the dollar amount.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Vandalized something -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Been arrested -- $5
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Tally it up and Re-Post it as..."My Fine Is..."
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Ken Knox (aka "Colt Spencer")
Entertainment Journalist/Porn Writer
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I refuse to post my total. I really need to get laid.:bow:
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