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10 Warning Signs That Your Net Girlfriend is a Freak



She sends you virtual flowers every hour on the hour...and then sends you an email every 5 minutes to ask if you got them.

You're 10 minutes late for a scheduled online meeting...and she sends you 5 emails demanding to know where you are and who you are with.

She tells you about all of her past net girlfriends...and tells you how you'll be different from them.

She asks about your ex-net girlfriends...and tells you what you will have to do differently this time.

You're telling her about the woman who broke your heart...and she asks "Do you think she's still single? Do you still have her phone number?"

She starts calling you at home just to tell you that she's online...but she refuses to tell you how she got your phone number.

She starts planning your online wedding the day after you meet.

She asks for your mother's email address...so she can ask her for your virtual hand in cyber union.

She emails your mother....and stops emailing you.

She invites you to be the maid-of-honor at their cyber wedding.

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
'Are you the manager?' she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
'Actually, no,' he replies.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathes the barman, clearly aroused. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes there is. I need you to give him a message,' she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. 'Tell him,' she says, 'that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies' toilet.'



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Jim and his best friend Bob were talking late one night at one of the local bars. Jim turned to his friend, and asked "How do you manage to stay out late every night, and never have your wife get mad?"

"Well Jim, there's a trick to it. When I get home, I slip quietly into the house, sneak quietly up the stairs and into the bedroom. Then I get quietly into bed, take my wife's panties off, and give her oral sex until she has an explosive orgasm and passes out."

"Oh, wow Bob, that sounds easy enough. I'm going to try that tonight."

That night Jim did just as Bob said. He crept quietly into the house, up the stairs, and quietly into bed. He carefully pulled his wife's panties off, and gave her the best oral sex she ever had! She had an explosive orgasm and fell into a deep sleep.

"Wow, it really worked!" He thought to himself. He then decided he should go into the bathroom to clean his hands off. When he opened the door, there stood his wife.

"What the heck are you doing in here? Why aren't you in bed sleeping?" He asked her.

"Well honey, my mother came for a surprise visit, so I let her have our room. We have to sleep in the spare room........


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Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man

A vibrators only function is to please you.
They don't watch televised sports when you want to talk.
They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV.
You'll never have to put your vibrator in your mouth.
Vibrators never pick their nose in bed.
Vibrators move.
Vibrators find all the right spots.
Vibrators don't do household chores--- but you don't care.
A vibrator never leaves you or flirts with your friends.
Vibrators never make a mess.
You never worry about where your vibrator has been before.
A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you.
A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer.
Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is.
A vibrator is easy to turn on and off.
You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home.
A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you.
Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living.
A vibrator won't get pissed of when dinner isn't cooked.
Vibrators can't get you pregnant, give you a disease, or make you watch auto racing.
Vibrators take up very little room on the bed.
Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep.
Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators.
You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman.
Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave.
Vibrators never fart in bed.
A vibrator won't turn off before you finish.
It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time.
If you have a headache or your period, you won't find a vibrator turned on when you get into bed.
Vibrators are ALWAYS hard.



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