I don't know if this is someone's sick idea of a joke (I certainly hope it's not for real), but I just received this piece of spam in my inbox:

TODAY WE OFFER:
Stolen cards
Ganja (Cocain sometimes too and all other illegal drugs)
Guns (Beretta, Desert Eagle, Glock and some others too)
Bullets for this guns.
Child porno photography
Child porno videos.

You can ask our lawyer wether it is legal
How to steal kids and then sell their organs to us. (we pay for $70.000
each stolen kid and $90.000 for nice 10 year old girls).

Contact us by email:
CHILD PORNO DEALER - MMOSES@HOTMAIL.COM Jeremy Kamvel
Stolen kids - dilys_chung@yahoo.com Dilys Chung

We always sell Child Porno, Guns, Stolen Credit Cards
and everything and just say WE ARE THE BEST!

GUNS AND ROCKETS WITH DISCOUNTS oney_intelligent@yahoo.com


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Would someone really respond to an email like this? If anyone has a good website to report illegal spam like this, please post it here.