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I'm not gay; I'm British!
How to Be a Smart-Assed Masochist!
Some faves:
Decorate your dom/me's leathers with oil painted neon polka dots and stripes
Place a whoopee cushion on your dom/me's favorite chair.
When getting flogged, start singing 'This is the song that never ends...'
Have a wig made up matching your hair color and style perfectly. It'll be worth the expense to see the look on your dom/me's face the next time your hair gets tugged and it comes off..
Attach clappers to all the outlets in the dungeon just before a paddling. (Clap on, clap off...)
Put up flyers around town, advertising that master is missing, answers to Pookie, reward for his safe return.
http://members.aol.com/alkallah/samhints.html
Now, this was on a straight ref, however, it can apply to gay masters-slaves, and is worth the laugh!
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