David, a blonde guy began a job as an elementary school counselor and he was eager to help his students.

One day during recess he noticed a boy standing by himself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

The blonde guy approached and asked if he was all right.

The boy said she was.

A little while later, however, David noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, David offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the man suspiciously.

Feeling he was making progress, the blonde guy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

LOL Sorry just had to made me laugh

Regards,

Lee