The shirt that made us shit!

A funny thing happened last night… And I thought I’d share it with everyone.

Anyone who’s been to a show or other event has picked up what we like to call the ‘webmaster’s wardrobe’ – a collection of tee shirts, hats and other things that we can wear until the next event. When we replenish our stockpile LOL

Well we’re no different. We have tons of them including the shirts we had made for the Last Florida Internext, when we launched DILF

We tend to put these shirts on and not think about it and go about our business. No one is going to clue into the fact that we work adult with a Web Air shirt or a CCBill hat.

Well at this point you can guess where this is going.

We went on a jaunt to the local market and just as we entered the store I said out loud, “Oh shit!” Lee turned and looked at me as if I had four heads. He saw me looking at his shirt. He looked down to see Stud Money printed across his chest, then gave me a look like “So what?”

Then it happened. It dawned on him… blazed across the BACK of the shirt is the phrase “DADS I LIKE TO FUCK!”

When we silently came to the understanding that we were walking into a store filled with children and older folks, we started to laugh our asses off. Lee was blushing (which takes a lot to do) and I was holding off a laugh attack. We both agreed that he should go down and aisle and turn the shirt inside out. What made it even funnier was every aisle he went to... filled with people - seniors, families, etc. There was no place to go. We just kept laughing.

So we started our shopping anyway, until we finally got to a row that was free. He turned the shirt inside out and we both just laughed our way down the candy row.

Just goes to show you how we take some things for granted. And knowing there were children present, it was right thing to do.

If you only could see the look on Lee’s face when he realized what was on the back... it was absolutely priceless!

My best,
Gary-Alan

LOL!! Too funny, wish i was there.

I, too, have my own collection which my girlfriend likes to steal. One day, early in the morning, we had an "incident" where we had to call the police.... there was a lot of drama in our little cul-de-sac with her, a former-friend-turned0-theif and the police...and of course the neighbors looking on....
I am watching from a distance when I realize plastered on the front of her T-shit it say "I Love Boobs!"
lololol it was classic.

Along those same lines, I was at our Vet the other day and behind the desk I saw one of the old red and white IGallery bags.... strange where the swag turns up.

The other day I was doing a bunch of yard work, then my wife told me we were having company over to the house. I ran to the grocery store to get some steaks and beer, and forgot that I was wearing my Xxxpresstoys shirt. The one that says “You Need Me Inside You". As I was blazing around the store, I was getting the worst looks. I figured that is was because I had dirt on my face from the yard work. It wasn't until I got up to the cash register that and the check out girl made a comment.

My face turned bright red cause I didn't realize that I had the shirt on. I suddenly told her it was a web thing, and it meant our website. They she completely drill me on our website and I told her in was industrial tools. Thankfully she laughed and let it go at that.

Cheers,

Toydawg
www.xxxpresstoys.com
matt@xxxpresstoys.com

Pfftt..

I missed this thread earlier lol

Although it was funny it was also a bit embarrasing at the same time actually, usually i dont care what i wear in public but for some reason the fact there were kids in the store made me concious enough that i actually did turn my shirt inside out lol

Regards,

Lee

Well,

A shirt is a shirt but I agree that the fact children are around needs to be taken in to consideration.

It's easy to forget about what you're wearing though.

Be a little bit more careful next time Lee. You might be in the right place at the right time ;)

Allan

wow...i'm gone for a couple days and miss out on all the important stuff...

i was grocery shopping one day with my x and was wearing my badpuppy t...the original one with the logo of the dogs right on front and "i've been a bad puppy" on the back.

this kid (guess him at 16 or 17) who was bagging our groceries kept staring at me and i couldn't figure out why. finally he asked me..."what is badpuppy.com?" then i remembered i had the shirt on and, in my usual blunt no-holds-barred fashion replied that it was a porn site. he dubiously said ok but had a really confused look on his face for a minute or 2...then he asked what kind of porn and i said gay. he looked really relieved! then he said "OH...ok, i thought it was one of those animal-lover sites."

ew

as soon as he finished bagging our food he ran over to the office and asked if he could leave as his shift was over. he was walking pretty fast out to his car and my x leans over and says...."you can almost hear him repeating to himself 'badpuppy.com, badpuppy.com, badpuppy.com'" so he can look it up as soon as he gets home.

then there's the time i wore the rentboys tank out to the bar that says "rent me" on the back...but we'll save that for another time :-)

the only story i have like that was wearing one of those nakedfrathouse.com shirts.

on the front it says "F U". I was walking down the street, and some guy walks up to me and was like "F*ck You Too!".

I just stop and was like WTF? It dawned on me when I got home that he though the shirt ment "F*ck You". (Kindda lame I know.)

Fortunately my story isn't as embarassing as GA/Lee's but I did turn about 50 shades of red. lol

I accidentally wore one of my prized Greenguy collector's shirts to the bank. Some guy goes "dude, I LOVE that site!" causing everyone in the bank to look @ my shirt. When I realized that it was a GG shirt I about died. Hopefully 1/2 the people didn't know what it was - and I was lucky the guy didn't start talking to me about it in line. lol

;)