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Repenting has never been easier (unless your RomanCatholic - God offers them an all-in-one express line at the pearly gates).
No more waiting in line at church & praying at night, without being heard.
That's right little lambs, due to popular demand, your God has finally decided to make time for all its devotees.
God is standing by, waiting for you to call now!
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
I guess no person is interested in speaking with God.
I do not blame you - for as long as I have been alive, it has not had said anything.
dude that was pretty cool. although i am roman catholic ;)
i was a effin alter boy for christ's sake, my priest always told me there was a special place in heaven for boys like me......wow i finally just got that. LOL ewwww :goof:
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Originally Posted by JoshTucker
Yes yes ... as was I: I am the black sheep (actually olive in colour) that was waiting, for the shepard to pay attention to his favourite, to make my escape.
Hah hah ... that reminds me of an episode of FamilyGuy:
[in a court room and a liitle boy is on stand]
Now Jimmy, on this doll, can you show us exactly where the angel touched you
[the boy points to the doll's genital region].
A commercial for a show, Touched By An Angel
:D
LOL! That was awesome! I asked God, "Why are we born only to suffer and die?" and his reply was "That's what I thought you wanted to do." LOL!!!
Good an answer as any, I guess. :err:
Me:
why do you allow deserving people to starve while the undeserving flourish?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
is there a miss or mr god?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.