Enrique Iglesias To Launch Range Of 'Small' Condoms

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11-21-2005, 04:49 AM
dalimili

Enrique Iglesias To Launch Range Of 'Small' Condoms

Pop heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has hinted he's not the perfect lover, by revealing he wants to launch his own range of small condoms.

The Spanish singer enjoys a high profile relationship with tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA and is lusted after by female fans around the world. But they may be underwhelmed by his confession.

"Iglesias is quoted in the Houston Press newspaper as saying: 'The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward.'"
11-21-2005, 11:13 AM
longboardjim

..."better i guess than promoting adult diapers"...

good for him :thumbsup: , what this tells me is that he is sexually active and takes an interest in protecting himself as well as his partner.
i actually have the problem in reverse , it's hard trying to find x-tra large condoms and/or partners that can take it.

sincerely ~ ..."it's not the size of your gun , but how you use it!"...
11-21-2005, 11:56 AM
dalimili

Well.. since I didn't buy a condom since I was 16 years old I have no idea what size is the regular condom size??
11-21-2005, 12:45 PM
longboardjim

it's probably the size that sells well , of course i'm sure that varies between japan and africa.

sincerely ~ ..."your size is not available in that region"... :goof:
11-21-2005, 01:00 PM
DonMike

I always say, what's a bottom need with a big dick? I've never had issues about my size. It's just a part of me. And good for Enrique. You know, most dicks are of average or smaller size but since we glorify the huge ones on most adult movies and websites, most guys feel ashamed if they don't match up.
11-21-2005, 07:58 PM
XXXWriterDude

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Originally Posted by WWC-DonMike

I always say, what's a bottom need with a big dick? I've never had issues about my size. It's just a part of me. And good for Enrique. You know, most dicks are of average or smaller size but since we glorify the huge ones on most adult movies and websites, most guys feel ashamed if they don't match up.

Definitely agree with this. It's funny, but before I moved to L.A., I never saw so many big dicks--literally AND figuratively! People out here get so spoiled by size that they really do think it means something. And well, I just think that's kinda sad. Not to mention incredibly shallow. The whole thing about size is that it's really all in your head. Good sex is good sex, regardless of how big your partner's cock is. If you can't have good sex with someone with a small cock, then it's obvious that you're just not a very good lover.

The love of my life had a five-inch cock, and I LOVED it. And I can tell you, he was an AWESOME top! :)
11-21-2005, 08:02 PM
Jasun

Meh.. I've never really understood what the big deal was either way.

I've met some guys who are hung like hamsters who were great lovers and plenty of guys with big dicks who were about as exciting as strapping a dildo to a sack of potatoes.

Although there's also a part of me that's proud to say that I'll have no need for his product.. so maybe I'm just as full of crap as the rest of them....
11-21-2005, 11:12 PM
dirtygeek

I will never look at a bag of potatoes the same again. lol

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Originally Posted by Jasun

I've met some guys who are hung like hamsters who were great lovers and plenty of guys with big dicks who were about as exciting as strapping a dildo to a sack of potatoes.
11-22-2005, 04:32 PM
chadknowslaw

I never understand why some guys either ask for or advertise themselves as "well hung bottoms". Really, who gives a shit? For a total bottom, the cock is just something to hang onto for stablization ;-)

I think to some degree size _does_ matter. However, sheer volume is not the way to gauge a good cock--there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. Long Dong Silver comes to mind--his cock was claimed to be over 40 centimeters/18 inches long.

A cock can be TOO long, it can be TOO big around, it can be long but wildly bent, or other have other unfortunate characteristics that make it unappealing. Just big does not a good cock make. The size and shape of the head are very important too--does the cock just taper to a point or does it have a nice mushroom top? All those things work together to make a nice cock.

Now consider that the not only the anatomy of the cock is important, but the anatomy of the receiver too--while a 4 1/2" cock with a nice head might hit the prostate just right of a guy weighing in at 115 pounds, it takes a 7" cock too hit the spot of a guy weighing more. Similarly, the guy with the longer cock might be too long for the featherweight so the 115 pounder is LOOKING for a 4 1/2 cock. While the guy with a 4 1/2 cock might not be the best top for BathHouse Buddy #1, he is the best top for the next in line.

In the end, a good cock isn't how long or short or fat or cut or the shape of the head, a good cock is simply the one that makes the bottom you are with tingle with pleasure the moment it slides in.

I think it is important to remember that no matter what your cock or ass or body or face looks like, there is somebody out there that is completely turned on by you. Some more than others, but no matter what, the equipment you have is just what someone else is looking for. First, find 'em. Then, know how to use it!!