got my self a new girlfriend

http://www.chrisgeary.co.uk/jokes/Jo...GayJoke036.jpg
http://www.chrisgeary.co.uk/jokes/Jo...GayJoke039.jpg

also check out my shemale friend she like to ride her muffler
http://www.chrisgeary.co.uk/jokes/Jo...GayJoke225.jpg

Hey, to each his own. Best of luck to ya. ;)

That was GROSS!!!!!!

Not the first thing you want to see in the morning...

Lee

now, can someone tell me what the point is of sticking your dick into a (car's :)) tailpipe?:wacko:

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now, can someone tell me what the point is of sticking your dick into a (car's :)) tailpipe?:wacko:

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How else do you check the oil? ...that is how you check the oil, isn't it? ...guys?

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How else do you check the oil? ...that is how you check the oil, isn't it? ...guys?

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The gas silly... that is how one checks to see how much fuel remains.
The peepee goes in the fan to see how hot the vroomvroom is running.
I do not know how to check the oil.

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The gas silly... that is how one checks to see how much fuel remains.
The peepee goes in the fan to see how hot the vroomvroom is running.
I do not know how to check the oil.

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LOL!!! My dad still calls it a peepee. I think that's so funny.

to check your oil, you shove in your dipstick ;)

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How else do you check the oil? ...that is how you check the oil, isn't it? ...guys?

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to check your oil, you shove in your dipstick ;)

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Cool!
Umma gunna start dippin.

LOL Too funny

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now, can someone tell me what the point is of sticking your dick into a (car's :)) tailpipe?:wacko:

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This is part of California's new carbon emmissions standards testing

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This is part of California's new carbon emmissions standards testing

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Would that be considered... (wait for it...) Auto-erotica?

Bwahahahaha!!! :noddy:

And we all know how Juan would check to make sure the intake valve is working...:wacko:

okay DON, I am really mad at you!

The other day, I went to check the oil in my Golf... and I burned my 'dip stick'.

Now I am stuck with the swollen piece of meat. I was told to rub ointment on to it, but puss keep shooting out.

I think it is broken!

Thanks.
:goseek:

omg! she's very huge...nice girlfriend you got there...lol