My Google search words - UNCENSORED!

my cousin recently visited the google campus.
he said that the Google office lobby has a piece of translucent glass. on that glass is beamed a LIVE display of the different keywords that people are typing into google and it is scrolling like mad.

i just noticed that windows keeps track of all the stuff that i've typed into google...when you type the first letter, all the stuff that you have typed shows up...i thought it would be fun to share what comes up when i type the letter "g" -- UNCENSORED!


it's kinda funny to see what i've been searching for!


gastric bypass surgery
gay cartoon montreal san francisco new york
gay country western history san francisco
gay country western russian river
gay lodging sacramento
gay montreal san francisco new york
gay trucker personal ads
gay ukraine
gd font
GD fonts
gd fonts debian package
GD::Font
GD::Font debian package
gender dysphoria
get variables in php
god hates lesbians
golden gate bakery chinatown san francisco
golden west dental and vision
good free skate score
green tea and colds
green tea powder
gsfonts debian package
guerneville
guerneville gay country western

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gay trucker personal ads

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.... and are the replies to said ads also going to be posted in their uncensored glory?????? :love:

it's funny, 25% of those searches i don't even remember what i was looking for

Uh huh --- nice way to duck that one ;)

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Originally Posted by haganxy

it's funny, 25% of those searches i don't even remember what i was looking for:

gastric bypass surgery
gay cartoon montreal san francisco new york
gay country western history san francisco
gay country western russian river
gay lodging sacramento
gay montreal san francisco new york
gay trucker personal ads
gay ukraine
gd font
GD fonts
gd fonts debian package
GD::Font
GD::Font debian package
gender dysphoria
get variables in php
god hates lesbians
golden gate bakery chinatown san francisco
golden west dental and vision
good free skate score
green tea and colds
green tea powder
gsfonts debian package
guerneville
guerneville gay country western

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Here's one scenario:

You ate too much and decided to have an operation, while you were in the waiting room you met a gay artist who travelled to all the big crusing spots in the US, and he asked if you had read Dolly Partons Biography (sorry gay country western threw me), Anyway you thought he was kinda cool so after your surgery the two of you went on honeymoon in N. Cali, riding rapids and visiting the Capitol, He then took you on a big shopping spree to a few other gay meccas, but you left him half way thru the trip and hitchhiked back home with a bearded fat Ukranian trucker named Karloff. He was religious and you stopped by a font to be blessed...You liked it sooo much you bought the whole package, but it left you not knowing whether you were truly at home in your own body...am I a girl or a boy you thought to yourself?? You decided to knock yourself out...but getting bad reception in N. Cali when you called your dealer for GHB he heard PHP and built you a really nasty website! This was all too much for you and you consoled yourself with a dougnut, The blasted thing had a stone in the jelly preserve, you cracked a tooth and kicked yourself for not seeing it! On sueing the dognut shop they paid you in Ice skating tickets, You really scored! Alas with your usual luck the ice made you ill and you had to lay up in bed with Hot drinks, Then you remembered your favorite part of the trip..The blessed font "Could that cure your cold?" Nope it didn't ...You got really sick, they transported you on a guerny back to hospital...where you remain in the west wing of San Frans ICU.

Yep I'm weird!:kitten:

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Originally Posted by JustUsJocks

Here's one scenario:

You ate too much and decided to have an operation, while you were in the waiting room you met a gay artist who travelled to all the big crusing spots in the US, and he asked if you had read Dolly Partons Biography (sorry gay country western threw me), Anyway you thought he was kinda cool so after your surgery the two of you went on honeymoon in N. Cali, riding rapids and visiting the Capitol, He then took you on a big shopping spree to a few other gay meccas, but you left him half way thru the trip and hitchhiked back home with a bearded fat Ukranian trucker named Karloff. He was religious and you stopped by a font to be blessed...You liked it sooo much you bought the whole package, but it left you not knowing whether you were truly at home in your own body...am I a girl or a boy you thought to yourself?? You decided to knock yourself out...but getting bad reception in N. Cali when you called your dealer for GHB he heard PHP and built you a really nasty website! This was all too much for you and you consoled yourself with a dougnut, The blasted thing had a stone in the jelly preserve, you cracked a tooth and kicked yourself for not seeing it! On sueing the dognut shop they paid you in Ice skating tickets, You really scored! Alas with your usual luck the ice made you ill and you had to lay up in bed with Hot drinks, Then you remembered your favorite part of the trip..The blessed font "Could that cure your cold?" Nope it didn't ...You got really sick, they transported you on a guerny back to hospital...where you remain in the west wing of San Frans ICU.

Yep I'm weird!:kitten:

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wow! your mind amazes me!!

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Originally Posted by Bec

Uh huh --- nice way to duck that one ;)

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hehehe....i saved everyone the anguish of reading all my sexually perverted thoughts involving Bode Miller by not posting the "b" section!!