Saguaro Soiree - Come party at Phoenix Forum!!
Date: Friday, March 31st 2006
Time: 9pm MST
Place: The Library, Phoenix Forum
Everyone attending the Phoenix Forum March 30 - April 1 is invited to attend the Saguaro Soiree being held at The Library Friday night beginning at 9pm.
This years party, co-sponsored by Epoch Systems and WEG Cash, will be a night of glitz, glamor, and debauchery as guests enter on the red carpet for an evening you'll never forget!
To make things a bit more interesting, there will be cash prizes awarded for several categories. Our celebrity judges will review photos of the evening after the Phoenix Forum and choose the winners so be sure to smile for the cameras and become special friends with the judges.
$500 cash award to each winner in the following categories:
Best Cleavage - Need we say more?
Biggest Pimp - Best Pimp Outfit and matching attitude.
The "Skin" Award - Most "legally" revealing.
Sexiest Girl - Personality goes a long way...
Sexiest Guy - Unfortunately Cory can not be considered.
Branding Award - Who is the most obvious program whore?
Bling Award - Who wore the most bling or made the best entrance?
Most Uncharacteristic - Who shocked us most with their outfit?
Worst Dressed - Nominees are already being taken for this one!
Cory has the lowdown on our judges!
We have judges and well, we have some sources about our judges! Here is what the tabloids are saying about “whose who” in the world of celebrity judging!
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Lets give a round of applause for…….Eric “The Captain!”
Recently denied that he was hanging out in a Lake Tahoe Jacuzzi with nine dudes, Eric is a guy’s guy that is no stranger to red carpets. Rumor has it he had a red carpet and lighting system installed on the sidewalk leading up to his front door! Talk about arriving in style!
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How about a warm welcome for Mike, GM of Vivid Cash!!!!
Mike has recently “gone wild” and moved from Hustler to Vivid, what is next? Well although he may move offices faster than Guess shirts go out of style, we are pretty sure he will be sticking around our judging panel until Bruce moves him to GGW, but you never heard that from us!
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Our main man Sleazydream!
Being both the creator of Sleazydream.com and Ambushinterview.com, Sleazy has the all the dirt! Vehemently denying that he and Jman are “more than showmobile friends who love to shop for flashy scarves and bunny hats,” sleazy is sure to bring the judging some good old-fashioned corruption!
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Lets hear if for Adult Players Clubs rock star, SAK!
His appearance at last year’s AVN Awards show turned heads! His walking away empty handed from the “largest penis in a gangbang involving a camero” award stirred some gossip columnist to believe his stunt cock career was on the rocks! Well, he may not be “dancing with the pornstars” just yet, he has some judging to do!
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And..... we have The Mayor! -- Mike from Mayors Money!
Ruling the Mayors Money and PornCity.net empire, Mike has been spending a lot of time in Thailand where it is rumored he and his wife have plans to take over the tourism industry. Mike already knows all the hot spots so why not own them?
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You want a little Tanker, you got a little Tanker! Welcome Tanker of madeinporn.com
Although recent claims that a sex tape of him and beautiful wife Ellisa have surfaced, Tanker is not avoiding the public eye and is excited to judge the categories!
KB has no comment other than to say “Something huge is coming, I have a huge announcement next week, this is really big, huge. Like large.”
Well Tanker, we look forward to your votes and well, whatever KB claims as “like large,” we will hold our judgements…
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Why not that Bob guy???? Welcome Ynot Bob of Ynot.com!
Spending most of the past few years denying allegations of an affaire with a Tijuana donkey, Ynot Bob brings candor, comedy, personality and sometimes a jackass mentality to the panel!
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The controversial and always savvy, Kimmy Kim joins the panel!
Known for her elitist taste in trendy shoes, also spotted shopping the Venice Beach fashion circuit, KK gives this judging panel a taste of the finer side.
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Got top listings? Well, I don’t, but this guy does. Welcome to the Judging Panel Wiredguy!
Rumored to have slept with Google founder Larry Page, Wiredguy has spent most of his time denying the allegations that his top spots are a result of, lets just say, being on top! All the same, expect some very endearing votes from him, especially if you wanna come out on top as sexiest female, or on bottom of a sexy male!
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If you are proud and you are straight then you should scream “This is absolutely fabulous and super!” for our next two judges! That is right, two former penthouse pets, Aimee Sweet of aimeesweet.com and Sunny Leone of sunnyleone.com are set to turn a few heads, make a few votes and well, turn a few more heads! Our sources tell us that they have a “very intimate and close relationship!” We can only hope!
Late additions to the judging panel are
Rochard from Yankscash and Corvette from CCBill!
This evening promises to be a bevy of hot networking, devilish fun, great music and sexy guests!
If you're going to be at Phoenix Forum, then you better be at Saguaro Soiree!! We'll see you there! :)
