Life is backwards

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few ye ars left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,

you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.

Wow. Never thought of it like that. Pretty good Zac. Good point.

the key is to enjoy every day of your life, try to change your patterns so you are doing what you want to do instead of what you feel you need to do...and of course retire early!

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Well, a lot of times, when you get old you end up drooling, in diapers, with no hair, and have to have people feed you and take care of you... In some regards you do revert to a child when you age, lol!

Reminds me of Mork & Mindy when Jonathon Winter's was born as an adult in that giant egg...

But I like your idea of ending life as an orgasm!

Wow, life would be better that way. Lol. Sign me up!

Goldie, I totally forgot about Mork and Mindy! That was sooo classic! I loved that show!

Thanks guys! :cheese:

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Originally Posted by Chilihost

the key is to enjoy every day of your life, try to change your patterns so you are doing what you want to do instead of what you feel you need to do...and of course retire early!
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Tryin, boss, but this damn work thingy constantly gets in the way.
Also, to retire early does one typically not have to work harder?

Some people would say life begins with death.

Sounds cute, but I think I would prefer to skip over that "starving art student" period of my life - although, the sex was particularly good durning my early 20's!

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Originally Posted by jIgG

Some people would say life begins with death.

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True...very profound. :angel:

How much of that would you enjoy doing over again, in the normal order? I'm writing a sci-fi book about gay men who have genetic age reversal therapy so I keep wondering what age most guys would want to go back to.

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Originally Posted by SLS

How much of that would you enjoy doing over again, in the normal order?

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Definitely NOT highschool!
Actually, I wish I did more drugs during the eighties, that way I would not have nightmares - the 80's sucked, badly!