Originally Posted by DonMike
Hahahahaha!!! I knew a guy back in Pittsburgh who had built a full sized coffin with a flat surface (you know, the old Dracula kind) and used it as a coffee table. Then he decided to throw his own funeral so he could enjoy it while he was still living. So we show up and there he is laying in it. All I could say was "Well, were are we supposed to put our drinks now?". LOL!
The invitation said that he was cleaning his chainsaw when it went off, so on his front porch he had a chalk outline of the body with half on one side of the porch and the other half on the steps. It was really funny.