God, I love the Onion

from this week's Onion:

No One At Porn Site Responding To Area Man's Bad Link Report

June 21, 2006 | Issue 42-25

CHARLESTON, SC -- Frank Connor's repeated e-mails to the webmaster of Assmouthblowout.com concerning a bad link have gone without a response for more than a week, Connor said on the Erectionconnexxxion.net message board Tuesday. "Who do you have to blow to get them to fix the link to CumSoakedMILFs.com, for Christ's sake?" Connor said, emphasizing that, although the site is free, there was no excuse for such unprofessional behavior. "If they don't get back to me or fix the link soon, I'll have to start a petition to have the guys at Slam Train stop listing them as a featured site." Connor says he is also boycotting the website's advertisers, including Fleshlight and Boy Butter, "until such time as they start treating this loyal customer in a more professional manner."


hehe!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49611

ummm, y'all got that it was a joke article, right? :-)