Religious right suing to put porn star in public school as teacher

Never thought I'd see the day that the religious right would fight to put a porn star in a supervisory role over our children. But, you see, she's a Christian so it's now okay. The fact that I'm a Christian and a gay man, that makes me akin to a ********* to these people. But this woman got laid on camera for cash and she's okay as a role model. Imagine what they'd say if it was a gay teacher who had done gay porn? Then again, it's not like the religious right actually gives a damn about the word of God, or anything they profess, so we shouldn't be surprised when they contradict themselves.

Do as I say, not as I screw.