CHEESE! - Post Your Best Cheesy Chat Up Lines

Ill start us off with this one..

'Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants'

This is one that i use on a semi-regular basis to (and yes it does work)...

'Ill make you a pornstar' LOL

Okay, whats the best cheesy chat up line you can think of, or have used in person?

Regards,

Lee

"I think my friends ditched me, because all I can see is you..."

it worked

:-)

I lost my number, can I have yours?

And it worked! Too bad it was a chick and only meant as a joke.

How about...

NICE SHOES, WANNA FUCK?




-Carolyn

"Is that Cum in your hair?"

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Originally Posted by IdolKnights

"Is that Cum in your hair?"

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I TOLD you to watch your aim... took forever to get it out!

:-P

Rocky

I had a guy try this on me.

"Did you burn down heaven because you are such a hot angel?"

I always like...

That's a cool shirt... it would look great on my floor.

I had a chick try this on me.

"I was at a party the other night and the only thing people were talking about is how I gave them the best head they ever had."

All I could think of was how many fucking people were at this party!