Description Writing - Hints

Hi all,

I get a lot of odd things submitted in description fields on my link list and TGP. I thought I might share some thoughts and helpful hints, if anyone's reading.

1. "gay" should not be used as a noun, i.e. Horny gay jacks off. It's derrogatory.

2. "gay" isn't even really needed as an adjective, i.e. Gay guy sucks cock. Most of the people surfing a gay link list or TGP are gay and assume the content is gay.

3. "dong" is not a word I have ever called my cock. Using it in a description I would only ever use it with the word "donkey", i.e. Straight jock jacks his donkey dong dick.

4. It's masturbate, not masterbate.

5. It's threesome, not trinity. Trinity refers to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, not bisexual threesomes.

6. I have never called my ass a "back door," nor have I ever told a man to "fuck my back door."

7. Just because he's hairy doesn't make him a "bear."

8. Anyone who weighs less than 150 pounds can not be called a hunk.

That's all for today. Feel free to add yours.

Michael

The ones i love are 'hornery twinks fuck a couch'.

I dont think i have ever, nor do i want to ever, see a twink with an ass so big he can ram a couch up it.

Regards,

Lee

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Originally Posted by Lee

The ones i love are 'hornery twinks fuck a couch'.

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No it's "hornery twinks fuck a COMFORTABLE couch" some how that's always important to tell me.

Oh yeah, "vascular" I don't know what it means, but it seems to pertain to "muscular" guys. I'd use "muscular" instead. I think "vascular" has to do with the heart. :)

LOL Thanks for clearing that up for us Mike!
People acutally say that kind of crap?!!

most consistent gallery submitters have english as their 2nd, 3rd or 4th language.... as they are eastern euro mostly.

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Originally Posted by Dzinerbear

No it's "hornery twinks fuck a COMFORTABLE couch" ..

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you guys are on crack!

It's a SOFA, or a CHESTERFIELD
pfff, geez louise
;)

the term "backdoor" was used a lot in 70's porn.
and dong, is merely another name for one's schlong

and trinity often refers to three of something, like in cooking

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Originally Posted by Paco

and trinity often refers to three of something, like in cooking

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Yes I remember now, "Add a trinity of onions and stir."

Michael

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Originally Posted by Dzinerbear

Yes I remember now, "Add a trinity of onions and stir."

Michael

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onions, celery and carrots

oh, and let's not forget about the Long Dong Silver!

I do agree with the rest of your list. I too hate seeing sites, containing gay content, with the title 'gay', such as Gay Twinks, unless they are stating the guy is happy; young looking; thin and with out body hair.


However, much of the other stuff does not bother me, as I love playing with words, and making people guess at what I am going on about.

Dzinerbear - i've just discovered it's possible to agree with someone MORE than 100%. sometimes i go to new paysites and find myself literally cringing with discomfort as i see the AWFUL things programs write or pay to have written.

here's a couple descriptions being used by review sites for link exchanges you may not have seen yet:

"Need to put your hard Quiver bone against something of the same sex? Then Men Over 30 will show you how it's done. Aged to porn flawlessness watch their joy sticks pounce out at you."

and here's another one from the same folks:

"Extreme rectal, oral and upshoot act! They take a cam and meet dudes on the street and convert them to take their first giant pecker in the bum for money. Excellent website with weeks worth of content that you'll never go bored!."

are we supposed to be turned on now???? a few times i read their descriptions and found that i actually had no idea of what they were talking about :D

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Originally Posted by Dzinerbear

1. "gay" should not be used as a noun, i.e. Horny gay jacks off. It's derrogatory.

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This bugs me more than anything else i see in porn. I doubt the people who write it are so stupid that they cant grasp that point. They can at least read and write, so why not read a little something about the people their selling too.

many of the people i talk to use adjectives as nouns and don't get the point easily. asians, jews, etc. the only way i can make the point is to tell them that unless you also say "straights", you shouldn't say "gays".

and yet some straight people i know ARE beginning to say straights without my intervention.

ya can't win.

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Originally Posted by marcjacob

This bugs me more than anything else i see in porn. I doubt the people who write it are so stupid that they cant grasp that point. They can at least read and write, so why not read a little something about the people their selling too.

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yeah i agree. it also bugs me to here asians jews etc. the one that really winds me up is "blacks". to me thats just plain vile.