Your ideal "Review Site Script" - what would it be like?

Hi y'all

X-Mas is around the corner and Santa is having some space left on his list of presents he gives to us kids...

Now, if you could get YOUR ideal and perfect "Review Site Script" for X-Mas what would it be like? How would It behave? What features would it have?

I will not give many examples here just some thoughts to get you going cuz I would LOVE to read what YOUR script would do.

BACKEND:
How would you submit reviews?
Would you have many writers submitting works?
Is the work split up between people - if so how? What would your workflow look like?
What tools would you have build in to ease your day?

FRONTEND:
What features do you must have to be at least competitive to others?
What feature sets you apart from others?
Which would make you most proud?


Write in this thread and who knows, maybe Santa Claus will read it and some things will come true!

Use many words, pictures or links to tell Santa what YOU would like to get....

DEVLISH

would have a column on left, first item would be top 10 highest rated reviews and then list of categories.

be able to have 4 - 8 rating categories we could define like amount of pics, amount of vids, navigation, etc. ratings could be adjustable.

have newest reviews listed on main page.

have a variety of areas for text.

allow to either link a site every time the name of the site is used or not.

allow for 0 - 3 screencaps of the site.

allow to link to fhgs on review page or not

ability for all reviews to fall into a certain format, like Intro, Review and Summary.