Seasonal Greetings from the Office of Attorney Chad Belville
SEASONAL GREETING
from Me ("the wishor") to You ("the wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally- conscious, socially-responsible,
politically-correct, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral,
celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all, and a financially successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but with due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual orientation of
the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that: -
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged;
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
any of the wishes;
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishes in
certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishor;
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first;
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement
of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wishor.
Any references in this greeting to "Father Christmas", "Santa Claus",
"Our Lord", "Rudolph the red nosed-reindeer" or any other festive
figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply
any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all
proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are
hereby acknowledged.
