The Top Ten: Rejection Lines

When someone is letting you down gently – what exactly is running through their mind?

10) I think of you as a friend. (You`re terminally ugly.)

9) There`s a slight difference in our ages. (You`re terminally old and ugly.)

8) I`m not attracted to you in `that` way. (You`d turn anyone straight)

7) My life is too complicated right now. (I have platinum gaydar membership)

6) I`ve got a boyfriend. (I wouldn’t touch you with a shitty stick)

5) I don`t date anyone from work. (I’m shagging the boss)

4) It`s not you, it`s me. (I’m sober)

3) I`m concentrating on my career. (It’ll cost you 50 quid)

2) I`m celibate. (You’re still ugly)

1) Let`s be friends. (I’ve had you – movin on)

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They forgot::

11) I actually am on overload because I work in the gay industry and am really needing to take a break from sex. ( I know Don Ounique - biblically !!!! )

LOL @ #7.

I actually had a friend in the UK that used Gaydar and one night we were at Heaven in London when this guy came up and started chatting to him.

Well as it turns out, Martin actually turned around to this guy after about 5 minutes of chatting and said...

Sorry why in the hell would i want to bed you.... I have Gaydar!

Was the funniest thing i had heard him ever say lol

Regards,

Lee