Honest porn scene descriptions...

I was just talking to a guy that's going to be doing some writing for us, and we were joking about what is and is not OK to write in an episode description. He was asking if it was OK to make stuff up in a description.

I replied that if I ever had to write anything completely honest about a typical scene we filmed, it might be something like:


"Brian was late to the shoot because he couldn't get off from work, and Cody was annoyed at having to wait to start the scene. Then, we had to wait as two guys with illegal guns showed up and started shooting at ducks (and attracted the police in the process.) Once the illegal duck hunters and the police left, we were finally able to start the scene.

Cody was supposed to top, but he went limp almost immediately since the sun was going down and it was getting cold as shit behind the warehouse, so he kept having to wander off to look at porn on the laptop under a blanket in order to get it up. Finally, after about 5 attempts, he was able to keep it hard long enough for us to get enough penetration footage to make the scene look plausible, and even then, it took him 30 minutes to cum. (This after the camera guy had to go back to the car for a spare battery for the camcorder.) Nonetheless, it turned out OK, so here we're presenting it to you."


Somehow, I doubt that would be enticing customers to pull out their Visa card... but you never know, maybe there's a waiting niche of *true* "reality* porn. :)

(And yes, this isn't too far off of an actual scene that we shot years ago. Fortunately, we've become a bit more adept in recent years.)

making stuff up makes no sense. describe what is there and members will join wanting to see what you've descrbied.

and btw, that bit of behind the scenes in your description adds a feeling authenticity. not sure if i'd use it for the tour, although i'd surely try it, but i'm sure members like to feel "in the know". might skip parts about models not keeping it up, though ;)