I was DRUNK so ...

Another first for us....

"Good Evening

I hope you can help.

Saturday night I inadvertently enrolled into the Manifest Muscle Cam for $100 Private Live Chat. I'll be honest looking back it's something I shouldnt have done and am hoping I can cancel the subscription and have a $100 credit issued onthe credit card that was used. I was intoxicated at the time. Jesus would not want this so I hope whatever part of you that is not corrupted by the black sin of homosexuality will see that I should have a refund. This evil is destroying our nation.

Please let me know
Thanks
(name)"

Heck when you put it like that....:develish:

We had a guy once who bought a video (years ago, when Paypal allowed adult). He ordered it late at night (like 1am), then the following evening claimed that he made an "error" and "accidentally" ordered it. So I decided to ask a few questions, and he claimed that he was "just looking" and somehow it ended up a confirmed order. I cancelled and refunded his money.

About a year later, the same guy did exactly the same thing, placed an order, confirmed it, then, almost 24 hours later, emailed and tried to claim it was an "accidental" order. Only this time, we'd actually shipped the order. I told him it had been shipped, and he wanted to send it back and get a refund.

I had remembered his name (it was unusual) and pulled out our previous correspondence and emailed it and said "This seems to be a pattern, and we've changed billing systems, so it can't have been the same error twice. Seems to me like you're ordering while you're horny and then changing your mind. We don't give refunds under those circumstances."

He emailed back and said "Never mind, I'll take the DVD."

He's bought a number of others since. I looked him up on myspace and he listed himself as "questioning." LOL.

With all the steps required to set up a chat account and then purchase time, there is no way to 'inadvertently' buy much of anything....I was particulary impressed by the 'black sin of homosexuality' part. It is almost as much fun as the folks that insist that some sort of gay special ops agency is accessing their computers and posting their user names and passwords on trading sites...

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Originally Posted by Alex_Manifest_M

..... the black sin of homosexuality....

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More of a "brown sin" really.......

(yes, i went there.sorry)

I believe it is more of a taupe myself

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I inadvertently enrolled into the Manifest Muscle Cam for $100 Private Live Chat.

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hahahahahahahahaha <--- that would have been my reply

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Originally Posted by Alex_Manifest_M

I believe it is more of a taupe myself

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Unless I've had corn.

Niblets?

As if this couldn't go downhill anymore you all have seen fit to succumb to the black sin of homosexuality and the magenta hued sin of bad taste and plague this gentle board with your bawdy humor.

I salute you all. :corncob: :cheekymonkey:

I moved this to the main forum since it is a valid business related thread... and fucking hilarious to boot. :)

Wow this really hits a nerve with me as just yesterday a person subscribed to my sleepingmen.com site who's email domain was intriguing, upon further inspection he's the married owner of a christian book publishing website that peddles such titles as "Christianity Incorporated" , "Being Salt", "Praying the Psalms, Second Edition", "The Trial of Innocence" ~ the list goes on :broccoli:

what could be more likely to cause someone to want to give a refund then telling them that they're corrupted by the black sin of homosexuality? *LOLOLOL*

Sounds like that 100$ charge will just be his way of paying the devil his dues ... LOL

OK... so let's hear the end of the story....

What did you email back? :haha:

Ah... he's one of those I'm only gay on a dark country road with a 6-pack of beer guys. I see.

Tell him that you would be happy to refund it, but he'd probably get drunk again and spend it on pornography so you'll go ahead and keep the $100 and donate it to the church in his name. ha ha