LOL @ Craigslist Missed Connections Section

Seriously, some of these people are totally and utterly crazy and have no chance in hell of 'finding' the person they are looking for....

'saw you in the store at the checkout, you were wearing a t-shirt and jeans, message me back if you noticed me'

'you were driving a black pickup, get in touch if you want to meet'

Can these ads be any more vague?

Actually... Yes they can

Check out the ad i just posted on the 'missed connections' section of the Daytona Craigslist that quite frankly, nobody of sound mind would reply to...

http://daytona.craigslist.org/mis/958015460.html

But i guarantee some saddo will reply thinking im talking about him and when he does, ill repost it here so we can all have a giggle :broccoli:

Regards,

Lee

You really that bored dear? :innocent:

You funny Man!

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Originally Posted by Bec

You really that bored dear? :innocent:

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Actually ive been in a really weird mood all day and for a change i actually finished everything i had planned for today with the exception of decorating the tree because i cant find the ornament hooks so i have to buy some tomorrow.

I would have gone to CVS or Walgreens for them earlier but its so fucking cold here today there is no way in hell im going anywhere tonight haha

Regards,

Lee

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Originally Posted by chadknowslaw

You funny Man!

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No replies yet though ;)

Regards,

Lee

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Originally Posted by Lee

its so fucking cold here today there is no way in hell im going anywhere tonight haha

Regards,

Lee

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Cold in Florida too? Right now its 52F in Phoenix (11C for most of the world) and I don't want to go outside either. Fuck this. I'm going south for the winter.

Here we go with the first reply....

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** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

hmmm maybe it was you

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LOL

Regards,

Lee

Oh and the second reply...

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** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html


Hey man i wanted to suck you off but did not want to ask in case you were straight, so can i suck you off? Im 20 6'1" 195 wm what are your stats?

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Im telling you, these people are crazy.

Regards,

Lee

Must be nice to live in their world. Everyone's so friendly!:luke:

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Originally Posted by maxx68

Must be nice to live in their world. Everyone's so friendly!:luke:

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The one guy was, both Gary and i had a great time with him last night LOL

Regards,

Lee

Another reply just came in this afternoon...

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** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

must have been the guy in front of me i was naked

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At least someone 'gets it' LOL

Regards,

Lee

Wow these people are scary :haha: