Cute Short Story... Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who kneeled down before his princess, looke up to her and in her eyes and asked "Wilt thou marry me?"

The princes looked down and said... "Nay"

From that day on the prince lifed a long and happy life, went fishing and hunting, loitered with his friends and drank beer and wine, he got drunk as many times as he wanted to. He dropped his clothes wherever he wanted to, at chairs, tables, or just the floor. He had sex with courtesans, neightboring princesses and female clerks. He also farted and scratched his croin at his heart's content.

The End.