Wtf......

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. Who am I kidding? You would.

You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.

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OK, so I've been up all night, drinking coffee and I'm wired. Needed to release my fustrations.

NOT, just joking. Click here to get your very own flammer post and much more.


CA

That's now my favorite website, thanks Chris you knuckleheaded, donkey-fondling, gym sock-smelling, cum-sucking, zit-chewing, cock-brained scuzzbucket!

:D oh what fun!

By far my favorite feature here is the "Dumpmonger"

Dear John,

It is with regret that I write this letter of farewell. It's not that I regret leaving you, but that I regret ever dating your sorry ass, John. People as boring as you should really be quarantined. Your presence always made me long for your absence. You could write the story of your life on a piece of confetti and still have room left for a list of your interests. The best thing about sex with you was the post-coital cigarette. You're a legend in your own mirror. You think you're out of this world - and everyone wishes you were. I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing. When you open your mouth, it's only to change feet. I suppose you are attracted to tactful people because opposites attract. You are the Starship Enterprise of stupidity: going where no idiot has ever gone before. John, someday, you'll go too far; the further the better - and I hope you stay there. Lastly, rearrange these three words into a well-known phrase: yourself fuck go.

Yours joyfully,

Jason

I hope, pray and dream that you shall have your gonads stung by a swarm of African bees, you molester of goat penis.

Do you ever just stop and think that some people need a hobby.

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Originally posted by andymike
Do you ever just stop and think that some people need a hobby.

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Yes, and I think Life is more like it.

Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

uh hu

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Originally posted by Chris Alan
[B]Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. Who am I kidding? You would.

You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.

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Hey i told you that was a private email fro me to you LOL

Regards,

Lee

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uh hu

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Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

CA