Blonde Guys

David, a blonde guy began a job as an elementary school counselor and he was eager to help his students.

One day during recess he noticed a boy standing by himself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

The blonde guy approached and asked if he was all right.

The boy said she was.

A little while later, however, David noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, David offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the man suspiciously.

Feeling he was making progress, the blonde guy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

LOL Sorry just had to made me laugh :)

Regards,

Lee

OK...I had to read this twice cuz I thought I might have missed the humour in it, but NO! Lee, mate, this is one of the lamest jokes I have ever heard......you are gonna get boo'd off stage for that one.

:D

cheers,
Luke

Pfttt..

You just dont appreciate good humor Luke lol

Regards,

Lee

Friday, 07/02/2003:

What with all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote the song, "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in ...and then the trouble started.
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now THAT is funny!!!

cheers,
Luke

Americans just don't understand real humour till they have lived in Australia for at least twelve months Luke!

You should know that by now *runs and hides from everyone* ;)

Cheers,

Allan

Quote:

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Originally posted by Chilihost
Friday, 07/02/2003:

What with all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote the song, "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in ...and then the trouble started.
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now THAT is funny!!!

cheers,
Luke

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Hahahaha....that was funny!
The other was "cute" in a kid telling a joke kinda way....lol

Hhahaha... I'm blonde %)