Candidate Key Word Fun

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A friend forwarded this to me from the Faerie List, and since I spend a good part of the day playing with internet marketing tricks involving key words, I thought I'd check it out and test it even further. Read the part in italics, then read on to see my results.




This morning I uncovered a huge difference between the two candidates for
president and their campaigns -- and you can see it for yourself by visiting
their respective presidential websites:


Put the word "gay" into the "Search" box on the lower left hand side of the
John Kerry or George W. Bush front page, and hit "enter".




On the Bush site just 2 documents come up - Former First Lady Gay White of
Arkansas, and Bob Gay, an economist at Commerzbank Securities in New York. The
word "gay" which describes a difference of sexual orientation IS NOT FOUND.




With Kerry 51 documents surface, the first titled: Working on Behalf of Gay
and Lesbian Americans ???




So there it is, 51 to nothing. The Bush campaign completely denies the
existence of gay Americans! Is this like what it felt like in 1932 to be a Jew in
Germany??




Please, for the sake of our country's future, give 100% of your support to
John Kerry and the Democratic party! Visit the Kerry website and contribute
what you can.

https://contribute.johnkerry.com/con...8384.1510599&p




SEARCH RESULTS 1 - 10 of 51 total results for gay




P.S. it also works for "Black", Kerry 188 to Bush to 28, "Latino", Kerry 44
to Bush 28.




That was so informative and so much fun that I decided to do searches on a few key words that are even more vitally important to you and me. Here's the results of doing key word searches for SEX, GAY SEX, PORN, PORNOGRAPHY, PENIS, VAGINA, COCAINE.




SEX
Kerry: 21 links
Bush: 6 links




GAY SEX:
Kerry: 63 links!
Bush: 0 links




PORN
Kerry: 0 links (results come back as "prone")
Bush: 0 links




PORNOGRAPHY
Kerry: 1 link pointing out that Bush has also appointed Bill Pryor, who as Alabama attorney general filed a brief with the Supreme Court that likened homosexuality with incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, prostitution and adultery.
Bush: 2 links to a pornography related topic that I dare not even mention here. The abbreviation used in the industry is "C.P.", and listen, Kiddo, that's one key word I don't want any Google ranking.




PENIS
Kerry: 0 actual links to the word "penis", but the results gave these interesting close matches - "pennies", "pins", "pains", "pounce", and "Truck Stop/Amoco Pines".
Bush: 0 links




VAGINA
Kerry: 0 links
Bush: 0 links




COCAINE
Kerry: 0 links
Bush: 1 link with this totally out of context quote from the ex-crackhead Commander In Chief, "There was a similar decrease in the perception of risk involved with LSD and powder and crack cocaine. "