Good Opening Lines

So Ted and I went grocery shopping this afternoon. As we were packing the bought goods into our cart a male voice asked over the loud speaker, "John, come to the backroom please."

Ted and I both looked at one another, and I said, "That sounds like the opening line that leads to the sex in the porn movie." Ted agreed.

So, what announcements have you heard over store loud speakers (or any announcement system really) that would have made a good lead-in line to the sex in an adult movie.

Cheers
Dzinerbear

Customer service to the rear

Mark - Clean up needed in the rear, bring the big one

courtesy of our local supermarket, where those customer service boys are yummmy (just a side note and also why I go shopping daily)

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Originally posted by Dzinerbear
Ted and I both looked at one another, and I said, "That sounds like the opening line that leads to the sex in the porn movie." Ted agreed.

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Perhaps they WERE shooting a porno in the back room ;)

We have shot some of the DILF episodes in some places you wouldnt think of LOL

Regards,

Lee