Republican National Convention schedule - don't miss it!
They've released the schedule for the Republican National Convention in NY coming up. Definitely should check it out.
The RNC Convention Schedule
REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE
6:00 PM Opening Prayer - led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of the Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM George Bush the Elder Speech: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment
7:30 PM Break for Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Break for Munchies/Refreshments (Freedom Fries)
7:40 PM Reading of EPA Research Paper: Mercury, It's What's for Dinner
8:00 PM Delegates vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Break (if needed) - EMTs attend to and/or revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Speech: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM A word from our sponsors: Corporations-the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Break for 2nd Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Research Paper #2: Trees - The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer - led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Karl Rove Speech: Doublespeak Made Easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstrates how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM GW Bush demonstrates trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of names of black Republicans
10:46 PM Break for 3rd Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Slideshow: Public Education - A Drain on Our Nation's Economy
11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM John Ashcroft 2nd Speech: Evolutionists - The Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Break (if needed) - EMTs check/revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton session
11:40 PM Refreshments - Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer - led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme
