Last Child Support Check...

Today is my daughters 18th birthday....... I'm so
glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those
payments! I called my baby girl to come over to
my house, and when she got there, I said to her,
"Baby girl, I want you to take this last check
over to your mama's house; you tell her that this
is the last check she's ever going to get from
me, then I want you to come back here and tell me
the expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was
so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and
what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked though the door, I said,
"Well now ... what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy.